"Get into our email and see our products!"

Oh, not these researches again. Really, this man has gorgeous charts, but really their lingerie is too expensive for our chain, and even I can get it. It isn't as I buy lingerie very often. I mean, I do not buy lingerie at all, at any rate not for me. But really - it is impossible to sell to high school and college girls bras and hose with price around my weekly salary, and this uncle and all of his inferiors, who just pore over their portfolios, have to grasp it...

Really I'm fed up with it yet. As well as the coffee was authentic bitter stuff, at least there is mineral water in abundance. I don't know what is this whiskered guy and which part of "your products are too expensive for your stores" he didn't get. But the boss is leading this meeting for two hours without a break. At least five minutes just to clear away a little bit. Abby will smoke a cigarette, I can see her hiding her abstinence now. And I, I would like to turn back the mineral water into the Global Ocean.

- Colleague, show us the charts with the targets, please ...

- Wa? - it almost turned me back at the ground

- THE CHARTS!

The boss really could be very nagger, when he wants ... it seems that he has enough of avarice most of the day.

... I have to think about drought, big, dry drought ... who forced me to swill with this mineral water ... stop it! ... drought, and no water. Oh, a progress in the meeting - the red-haired lady comes forward...

 - ... we are trying to concentrate on the woman with style, no matter of her age, our slogan is ...

- Absolutely - the moustaches deprives her of the right to speak with passion - actually focusing only at the price you throw into the background the point of the discussion. In the end we are seeking for a large audience, which of course includes the younger ladies too. You really have to take a first hand look at our product line to come round. Just get into our email and take a look our products ....

What? How to get into your email? And where did you jam the products into the inbox or into Sent email folder!?!? ... Now, why he is looking at me that way, weren't they talk with the boss...

- It is at my visit card! Get into the email and take a look!

Yes! It is obvious that I miss the point somewhere. But what should I do? Could I expect that a manager of reputable company does not make any difference between email and website. And these smart heads next to him are keeping their eyes fixed to the files acting the three monkeys. Openly this guy is wild as the ours one and nobody dares not to run counter to him or just to say something...

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I didn't understand exactly where is the problem and why it is my fault again. Their products are too expensive for our stores, isn't it? Big deal that we sever with them. But after the third urge I get the giggles ... up to par, nobody is versed in everything but when you do not know something do not tuck into the eyes of all the rest.

It is almost paradoxical that in the era of the global net, when it is difficult to imagine the communications, commerce, the access to information in some other way, a lot of people, cultured, succeed, progressive do not know "What is Internet?"

How to make it harder?

How to make a web site using software at hand as MS Word, MS Excel and  Power Point?

How to make money from my web site  or at least to waste my time with zeal

First steps in HTML #$%^*()** #&^@ &((+ &^&@??~&#####@ ... well, at a guess this is the whole chapter, but if you like to torment yourself I will not stop you

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